Hulk Dance

Hulk Dance

Catalog no. UB-867 · Unauthorized Biographies

He doesn't do a better job if you say please or thank you, but he does accept tips. Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's underpaid.

▸ What's on it

The green TV strongman flexing in his torn trousers, cut out and standing on a green-and-white realtor's sign that reads HULKENDALE, eye logo and all. He accepts tips. You wouldn't like him underpaid.

Sale price$38.00
Fit: Unisex
Color: Black Heather
Size: XS
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  • Unisex: Bella+Canvas 3001, soft 4.2 oz combed ring-spun cotton (heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Women's Relaxed: Bella+Canvas 6400, the same soft 4.2 oz weight in a relaxed women's cut
  • Comfort Colors Streetwear: Comfort Colors 1717, thick 6.1 oz garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit
  • Printed direct-to-garment and made to order just for you
  • Shhirts librarian label printed inside the neck (Comfort Colors Streetwear keeps its own tag)

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